DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

🎶Big tough men

Gotta hide their faces

Because they’re afraid

Of their concequences

They don’t want you to know that they’re weak inside

And that’s why they all joined ICE.

Ohhhh, Ice stands for

I Cry Everyday!

And it also stands for

I Can’t Ejaculate

They’ve got a racist boner

For deporting your Abuela

Now even superman has teamed up with the Klan.

So these big tough men

With their body armour

To help them to defend

Against a stay at home father

Lets everyone know that they’re all weak inside

And that’s why they all joined ICE.

Lars owes me for all the refunds I had to give for St. Anger.

Fuck, they’re on to me, well it wasn’t a locker, it was a desk we bartered for from the health room.

It’s the year 3576, the cyborg army has devastated the northern hemisphere, society has crumbled and all that remains are tiny groups of survivalists, George R R Martins is still working on finishing the ending.

It’s made of silicone so it’s quite easy to clean.

You gotta take your time getting them used to it, a little splash here and there and then build up untill you can be in the shower for a good amount of time, mine loves it now.

I got one of these things

Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.

*Gestures broadly*

Everything happening right now.

Ahhh that explains it lol. Fair enough.

Nah I was just making fun of how weird your comment sounded.

Time to put the spliff down brother.

Come on, you know there’s someone out there trying to work out how to selfhost one of these.

I think he was clenching too hard or trying to force it and it just happened, I’m not entirely sure because he never told me the details, he just yelled at me for making him piss himself.

There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he’s the one who first told me about 4chan.

I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he’d believe me or not.

He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it’s impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

I don’t know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

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That’s a supermodel compared to her.

Being a bitch.