I think you missed the part about extinction level events. The kinda thing a single planet is prone to.

My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I’ll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay “full” price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.

Almost bought it. If they had called it a new bill, “introduced” or some such, instead of “law” it would be perfectly feasible.

If you think it’s too dumb, Trump already did it.

A security researcher reportedly logged in to President Trump’s Twitter account last week by guessing the password—it was “maga2020!”

According to the 14th amendment he can’t serve, but not because he’s a felon.

I’M JUST HERE TRYING TO DO MY JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT?

SQUEAK!

I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S JUST THAT THESE HUMANS CANNOT BE PLEASED!

Should be plenty of eyeballs after, right?

SQUEAK

Didn’t ask you, was talking to the skeleton on the horse.

I, UH, NEVER CONCERNED MYSELF WITH THE LEFTOVERS.

I dodged one for once!

Every fucking time. Instead of listening to gun owners and what we would go for, they introduce ineffective bullshit after bullshit.

Have a look for “California AR grip”. Dumbasses outlawed .50 caliber rifles because legislators were told they could take down a passenger liner. Not one has ever been used in crime. I could go on for ages.

I might post this to Nextdoor.com and see who bites. Money says it sparks absolute outrage.

Haven’t eaten an onion so hard as this one in some time; hook, line and sinker. Hell, I ate the bobber.

That is straight up Terry Pratchett writing!

“You could hear the capital letters.”

Musk is eventually going under the bus. Has no one studied history?! This dumbass is being set up as a patsy. Hell, Trump’s already backed up the truck, “Uh, he’s not really in charge, uh, it’s not his fault.”

Tomorrow, it will be his fault. Musk is going down hard when shit truly gets wild. Wait and see.

I thought pricing was OK. And they’re a one-stop-shop with super easy terms.

Anyone got an alternative? I tried to quit buying for my last company a few years ago because of their right-wing and Russian ties, but by then I was stocked up and when we needed something extra, “Just use Uline.”

What the people wanted:

an elitist 34-time felon who victimized women, who tried quid-pro-quo for aid relief, incited insurrection and then pardoned people collectively guilty of terrorism and felony murder, stole and hid secret documents, and engaged in keystone conspiracy to avoid prosecution and return of those docs

Better than that genocidist bitch!

“You can have an American cheese sandwich with mayo or eat literal shit and elect a fascist. What doncha want?”

^This asshole: I wasn’t given a solid choice!