toomanypancakes

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.

Shit it was red alarm, dang it.

Also, that number sounds about right lmao, it was so bad

Probably the virtual boy. It was so cool at the time, I got Red Alert(?) and it was fantastic. Then there was like, a bowling game, and maybe a wario game? And nobody made anything else for it, and it sat in a drawer for years before my parents made me get rid of it. It could have been so good.