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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/19111873

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  • FMT99@lemmy.world
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    Don’t worry they have the playbook all ready. Lots of bluster on the floor, maybe hold a fiery speech in front of the cameras, then back to business as usual.

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      There might even be colonizer poetry!!

    • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world
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      Just like they’re paid to do.

      • FMT99@lemmy.world
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        I think we’re also stupid. We keep saying “the Democrats are too polite and passive” as if that’s the problem. No, they’re all on the same payroll and don’t want to rock the boat.

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    They will ignore it and keep passing whatever bills Republicans offer up. Fucking traitors.

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      They work for the rich, not the people. It’s always been this way.

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    Complicit.

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    House Dems: Best I can do is wear the same color outfit.

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    Look at those two old shits.

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