I wish Canada had a politically-independent research arm that could look into any possible subject, free of interference and with the authority of a national police force, only staffed with highly-accredited experts from every field. They would have a mandate to follow political and economic corruption and harms to the environment and peoples of Canada without censure or blowback, with the only requirement being full transparency and accountability. And with payroll bonuses being drawn from fines and other financial judgements such that they are as incentivized as possible to go after the biggest fish, first.

Now…I know this is a serious issue, and you’re being really serious about this. And I agree with you whole heartedly, that would make life for Canadians better as a whole…

… fucking hell though…what you just described? I would watch the FUCK out of the show you just described!