DAVOS, SWITZERLAND - Following his poorly-received and rambling address at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump angrily demanded that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney personally give him the standing ovation he earned for his speech yesterday.
Looking forward to the day The Beaverton and The Onion starting doing normal news. “Yeah, they used to do satire, then the world went crazy and comedians are the only truth tellers. So now they give the facts with context, but in a fun way.”