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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 hours ago

Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday

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Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 hours ago
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HOUSTON—Insisting he still believed in the dream that Americans from all circumstances could eventually become sexual deviants, conservative man Samuel Welker reportedly defended child molesters implicated in the Epstein files Monday in case he himself some day became a child molester. “Sure, I don’t have a ton of young girls at my disposal now, but […]
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