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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 hours ago

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 hours ago
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    Eugggggghhhh! Oh… poor doggo!

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    He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

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      Fuck that’s dark, but I did lol.

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    blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

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    Grab ‘em by the dog face

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