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m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

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m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration had left a single set of wind chimes as the sole predictor of approaching hurricanes. “In the wake of hundreds of layoffs at the National Weather Service, […]
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    I watched Twister and saw how good wind chimes worked. Looked cool and added to the carnage when the wind hit!

  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’ll put a wind chime on my car so I always know what direction the wind is blowing. No hurricane is going to sneak up on me!

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    I gonna put a wind chime made out of sharpies over a map of the gulf of America so I can get a chart of the storm path

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