Just as Egyptian and Iranian national soccer team officials had feared when they first learned they would be playing each other at Seattle’s World Cup Pride Match, a man waving a Pride flag like a magic wand accidentally turned both teams gay.

“I didn’t mean to—I just thought it’d be fun to wave my Pride flag and say ‘Bibbity-bobbity-Zizo!” said local gay soccer fan Taylor Crayson who just wanted both teams to have fun. “To be fair, you at least still can’t tell the difference when they’re fouled.”