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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone

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Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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“Whether our military members are deployed to Iran, the Pacific theater, or the streets of Dubuque, Iowa, Americans can feel safe knowing our soldiers are no...
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    Give them a blend of testosterone and methamphetamine to really get them going.

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    Class action lawsuit from all military wives

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
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    Slam the twinky defenders of freedom with T for the empire!

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    And there are going to be a lot of hairy female soldiers too! Has testosterone Pete published his score?

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    What could possibly go wrong

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    I feel like I’ve seen this Marvel movie.

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    T causes autism

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      but autism causes E

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    Now, where did we store the gay bomb?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

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