Quantum Fintech Group founder Harry Chun Tak Yeh was discovered dead last week after apparently falling from his 30th-floor apartment. The post Crypto founder’s naked body found outside highrise appeared first on Protos.
Quantum Fintech Group founder Harry Chun Tak Yeh was discovered dead last week after apparently falling from his 30th-floor apartment. The post Crypto founder’s naked body found outside highrise appeared first on Protos.
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Yeah, I think that narrows it down a bit doesn’t it? I really can’t picture him going “You know, I’m gonna throw myself from the balcony… but first, I gotta open the front door and go through my apartment for anything valuable.”
I mean yeah! Who’s gonna fuck with you when you’re rich and important? Right? I mean who’s going to fuck your lifeless body after you jump off a building and tare down your own apartment. It’s just not possible. You gotta do it yourself! Oh did they check the body cavities?
Honestly the line was probably put in there to explicitly grab news scrapers for rich people who read the news via AI summary. This way the bot will report the death as under investigation.
Had a breakdown looking for his keys, decided to aim for the cars sunroof…
Another case solved.
Where’s Rorschach when we need him?