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silence7@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 hours ago

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

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silence7@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 hours ago
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradition of murdering for enjoyment,” said acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, claiming […]

Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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    @Amuro_eat @silence7 Well, it could get worse, as @derpostillon (a german satire site) predicts…
    https://mastodon.social/@derpostillon/117411086897500458

    https://mastodon.social/@derpostillon/117411086897500458

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      Fuck, it’ll probably get to that. I’m fully expecting a Running Man scenario soon enough to be normalized and all these shit eating piece of shit americans will cheer it on. I just hope we get an embargo slapped on us here, this shit country deserves to suffer.

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