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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days ago

By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

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By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days ago
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“Following several productive and extremely graphic discussions with Secretary of Health Robert Kennedy Jr., the White House has been repeatedly assured that...
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    Man, there’s one more reason for John McAffee to leave the country.

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      I mean, he isn’t all that mobile these days.

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        I’m not a conspiracy theorist but John McAfee is literally the first person I’d expect to fake his own death.

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