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cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

Why hasn't Abdul El-Sayed accomplished any of his campaign goals since winning 2 minutes ago?

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Why hasn't Abdul El-Sayed accomplished any of his campaign goals since winning 2 minutes ago?

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cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago
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Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
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In The Know's Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed's string of broken campaign promises over the last half-minute could mean the end of the progre...
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  • Wytch@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    Onion had that one in the chamber, well done

    • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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      Feel like they’ve got a full mag after last night

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    what are you talking about? i just booked a free government sex change operation and then aborted that appointment, inshallah

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    Ikr. Is he even doing anything?? #VoteRed!

    Tap for spoiler

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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    And I’m sure the federal deficit suddenly matters again too.

  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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    Could easily have been a .ml panel.

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