My fellow Canadians, artificial intelligence (AI) is the next great technological transformation, and the time to go all in is now. That is why I am announcing the Government of Canada’s commitment to making an equity investment of up to $1.6 billion in Cohere, so that when the AI investment bubble pops, probably later this year and likely wiping out trillions of dollars of wealth across the planet, Canadians will also lose incalculable sums of money.
Oh my god this got me for a moment
Gotta eat the beaver every once and a while
We should normalize “ate the beaver” as a response to falling for satire articles in Canada. Then start responding with that to other ‘ate the onion’ comment threads without providing context.
Mmm vanilla