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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago

Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that his tariff hikes could result in a frozen supply chain this holiday season, President Donald Trump claimed Friday that any toy shortages Americans experienced could be easily overcome by making the family’s servants dance for their children’s enjoyment. “Maybe instead of 30 dolls this Christmas, children play with the life-size human figurines they […]
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