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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy

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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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The gathering of cardinals tasked with selecting the new Pope has begun with a highly-charged discussion about the hottest choirboy on the Vatican roster.
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    The Onion has given up, they are now just reporting factual news.

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      Not really, this headline would have been applicable to every pope for over a thousand years. Spicy? Nope. It’s old and played. Stop letting these religious jerks keep raping children.

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    It’s funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.

    Stay away from religions.

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    Ouch!

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