This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.

Ditto. I feel so wiped out by reality. It’s nice to chuckle at articles like these, but dang do things feel bleak.

Well that’s the best use for a cybertruck I’ve ever heard.

and all the Marvel Comics movies.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they only care about misunderstanding the Punisher.

Oh, really? I hadn’t heard that, but if so, that’s disappointing. I actually found some of their headlines/articles to be equal to, or funnier, than The Onion’s. I’m gonna be bummed if they’ve closed up shop.

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Morgan Wallen is, unfortunately, a real person. He’s a country music singer who got famous as a participant on a reality tv competition show called “The Voice”. He’s also an infamous drunken, racist, piece of shit.

Must’ve been related to this fella:

Ut oh. You’d better just hope Lars Ulrich doesn’t have a lemmy account!

I don’t know if he necessarily forgot. The problem with Bill Maher is the same I see with Dennis Miller. After all, they’ve had the exact same schtick for decades, just catered to different audiences, and it was never comedy-first.

They’ve always been “smug, smartest guy in the room” types that happened to have flashes of cynical wit. They’re just insufferably self-important assholes.

Resting diddler face.

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That’s got to be a new record.

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