ANCHORAGE, AK - International political observers are stunned today after U.S. President Donald Trump made the controversial move of asking Russian President Vladimir Putin for a 20% gratuity, "as a suggested minimum", after selling him the country of Ukraine.
(Disclaimer: this is satire [ie, fiction, not real])
The fact I had to read all the way to the url to see it was thebeaverton shows how messed up this time line is…