Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:
Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.
Looking to make someone laugh.
Self deprecation.
I’d probably be something of a builder/ “engineer.”
I’m not actually an engineer, but I have a knack for utilizing what I have around me or simple enough objects to serve other goals. I suppose I’m what people used to call a Macgyver or “mechanically inclined.”
I’d invest in a CD at a credit union. No risk of loss and at least a 3-4% rate, or I’d park it in a high interest savings account. Some are even close to 5%. Then I’d ask for the same deal again next year and every year after lol
Maga propagandist: says almost literal Nazi authoritarian shit.
Magoos: We’Re ThE GoOd GuYs!
Me: 
It depends on what was needed at the time, but probably things like tools and housing. Obviously considering the time we’re talking about it would be very “primitive” lol