I’m doing it for free, unfortunately.

I’m picturing 28 days later but the zombies look like Janice the Muppet.

They should take money out of people’s taxes and form some sort of system that educates children so that parents don’t have to.

Challenge: Your kid is weird.

Reward: I can teach my kid that LGBT people are subhuman scum without underpaid teachers trying to teach them that other people deserve basic human rights and dignities all while being vulnerable to the Mumps and Rubella.