If we were allowed to be honest that’s what everyone would say. But honesty doesn’t pay. Lying does. Spinning a yarn of bullshit about opportunity and gratitude yields a better result sadly.

That’s just part of making F35s. Behind schedule. Over budget. And once finished if they don’t immediately fall out of the sky you got a pretty damn good luck roll.

You bet.

I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don’t care. I need it. And I’m touching myself to it.

That fake crab stuff at a chinese buffet with cheese and celery and stuff. I think its called seafood surprise.