When people get upset that I bought durian to the office, I was going to share the durian with every one.

Lol this guy might be a cuck and want you to bang his wife.

Ummmm really bad? Also soft drink production wastes insane amounts of water. I might drink one sometimes as a treat, but when I’m home I usually drink tea or water.

Both my parents can speak German and English I spoke German with my Dad and English with my mum, when we were young my siblings went to German schools so we spoke more German at home. We then went to English schools so I spoke more English with my siblings, my Dad would always speak German to us though.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream isn’t a science fiction story, that’s gonna happen to some people. Telepathy is also real.

Did did he fuck her?

Ye that’s true. The Illuminati conspiracy was one of them. Jon Ronson did some good work with that.

Good tap water usually has some fluoride in it.

There was a company in France where the suicide rate was so high that the cops investigated, he had been bullying people to suicide. If you encounter that kind of beheivour in your workplace report it instantly fuck the consequences. Working under a psychopath isn’t worth it especially if you have a good cv

That sounds horrible. I’m sorry that the HR person was so shitty, and your boss sounds like a piece of shit tbh. Some people are bullies and just get off on making other people miserable. I’m glad your friend is talking to you again, making friends is tough and it’s more difficult as an adult. I’m glad the therapy is helping you.