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Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??

It’s funny in its own weird way! No worries.

I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn’t want to play “”“a lame girl game”“”.

Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:

Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.

It was baaaaaad lol

Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!

Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

…with a character in the video game.

…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”

Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don’t miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.

“If you can’t make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!” 💖

When my kid has a nice day

A cute plush

Crab rangoon

Seeing plants start to bloom

Friendly cats

Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject

My stupid bearded dragon

Seeing someone clearly filled with joy

Younger people discovering a “retro” thing and thinking it’s “cool”

Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so

Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into

Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!

Seeing a cool bug

There’s more, but I’ll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).