It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

Why don’t fast food workers deserve the same as literally every other worker?

That’s the joke, sweetie.

Why should I memorize songs that you like?

No, it just means a console that doesn’t support booting directly into a general-purpose OS isn’t a PC.

A clever enough person can get a useable general-purpose OS running on just about any hardware. The entire point is that it’s user-friendly out of the box.

I said “with a few button presses,” not “after hacking it and booting from external media.”

None of those consoles would directly boot into desktop Linux with just a few button presses.

And the title should have been much shorter.

They came from toothpas?

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

Bullshit. The only thing that can stop bad five-year-olds with guns is good five-year-olds with guns.

Is it really satire if it’s just paraphrasing what’s literally happening?

The cycle is complete

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