Neon Giant. It’s literally the first two words of the first paragraph.

My grandparents dog used to do that.

Fart while sleeping then wake up all freaked out like, “Whatthefuckwasthathowdarethey!” and fart away scared.

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Who gives a shit? They’re probably more afraid of me than I am of them.

They’re stuck here with ME.

It’s Asterix & Obelix.

Dick pics.

They don’t have to be your dick.

I’m sorry, the fuckin what?

Yeah, this is precisely what I’ve been thinking.

I feel like they gathered data, studied it, and wrote a prescriptive autocorrect that IMO was perfectly fine and was still pretty good at catching words I was most likely to use.

Then, all of a sudden, it turned into fucking scrabble and I find myself going, “WTF are you thinking autocorrect?”

Not sure when the change started but it’s officially shitty now.

1000%.

I’ve noticed across platforms, posts, texts, etc.

My guess is that there’s been a slow infiltration of “AI powered” autocorrect across the industry.

Other than that, I don’t really have a good answer to the broad, sweeping degradation of autocorrect.

But you’re definitely not the only one.