Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️
You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence
Hot desking is important to your employer, so please remove that single paper streamer at close of play in case the you who booked that same desk tomorrow has a new personality. Plus, if such bright items of merriment are left up, the cleaners might witness a fragment of collective joy, and they’re agency staff. Participation in company emotions is not in the budget.
Bro the onion is an American satire website that satirizes 99% American-relevant content. The same complaint youre making about OP’s satire is true of the onion itself
A CEO shouldn’t have to stay up late experiencing every parent’s worst nightmare: wondering how will he be able to feed his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson white truffles at every meal he ever eats, freshly grated by one of his twelve nannies, even when he is well into his thirties.
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. So this time, I called my cousin Kayleigh. Kayleigh is not a doctor, but she knows more about health care than anyone I know. Ten years ago, she cured her lactose intolerance by mommy-blogging, and now she and her husband have a podcast about it.
I told Kayleigh that, despite what everyone was telling me, I still had a powerful maternal instinct that jumping on the bed was the right thing for my monkeys to do.
“I totally get it,” she said. “It’s like Derek and I always say on the podcast, ‘Whatever you think is true is probably right.’”
“We’ve known something was off,” said 29-year-old Brett, who has lived in South End for six years and owns a weighted vest.
Im dying
Stephen Miller’s favorite number
He is from West Virginia, and was a senator in Ohio. Appalachia includes a small part of Ohio either way
This guy writes his own, theyre usually quite good
Claim: Just last week, a high-ranking politician was shot in the head at a D.C. theater.
False: Trump is mixing up last week with April 14, 1865.
Warning: graphic footage of REAL gang warfare on Minneapolis streets
They dont function in society, and somehow now are in charge of society, which tells you everything you need to know about why society is more dysfunctional each and every day
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Felons of a feather flock together
True blue “stewards of the environment”
At press time, Congress had reportedly voted to close the rutabaga loophole
“I just want to be treated equally,” Lowe continued, while being interviewed on national television, in a segment produced, directed and hosted almost exclusively by straight white men.
Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?
I can think of another wannabe global dictator that famously studied art in Vienna