Putin Bots and Xi’s $0.50 Army

Trying to explain to everyone who will listen that Jeff Bezos got rich doing Fivr jobs for the Chinese Communist Party, but they just keep laughing and dunking my head in the toilet.

I mean, this is basically how the US enters every war - from Iraq to Korea to the Spanish American war to 1812.

Hell, the Civil War started with Confederate cannon shells being viciously assaulted by Fort Sumtner’s barricades.

Sanctioning China means a lot less when they’ve got half a dozen unaligned economies to back door and a voracious domestic economy to feed.

Sanctioning Canada is a bigger deal because of how much of the urban center is just plastered in a thin layer over America’s northern border. Toronto, Windsor, and Vancouver can’t function without access to their direct southern neighbors.

that members of the Canadian conservative governments have been seen sporting MAGA hats?

Is that still going on? I thought the honeymoon with Trump and Canadian Conservatives ended when he started demanding they hand over the country.

USA is literally russia at this point

In more ways than one. DOGE leadership is pulling directly from the post Soviet public sector chop up under Yeltsin

Americans are doing to themselves what we did to Eastern Europe thirty years ago.

Trump: “Fuck framing lumber. All my homies hate imported timber for house framing.”

Dear Canada. This isn’t us. This is the new asshole in power. Americans don’t hate you.

Dear Canada. Native Americans still hate you.

Just make sure you catch the President in it this time.

World would have been a better place if Madison had gone out hot.

Why would I even need Canada when I can already monitor Russia by looking out the window of my house?