Hillary Clinton is bisexual, leaning lesbian, and was having an affair with Anthony Weiner’s wife.

It fits a lot of the behavior and side comments of people close to the situation, including the email scandal and his behavior at the time. But I have no real information and never expect to.

I also said “list of mistresses of legal age,” not “list of mistresses.”

They’re a Lemmy original!

I’ll admit this one was unfair today, but I write when I think of them.

Trump would totally call a serious-sounding press conference and do a timeshare presentation.

This isn’t the onion, this is Folgers Crystals a Lemmy original by me.

I did, although I feel some of it was over the top. Only 100k for a pardon? That’s ridiculous.

I feel this highlights the hypocrisy. Only the court jester dares tell the truth.

Also at least they get paid at the onion, I do this for fun.

Sadly we are all considering whether we should leave-o the United States-o

Oh you will love my follow up article.

Amtrak doesn’t own the rail line in most areas, so the trains are regularly halted to allow commercial cargo to pass. I think the Zepher is last to its destination most of the time.

But not for a camper, sadly.

I had a few ideas to push it into the absurd territory, but I felt playing it straight was the best course of action here.

I’m not your Onion, Pal!

I salute you for accepting the world is pretty messed up. Also I kept Leo Sturbgetter out of it.

I’d like to thank the current administration for so many choice writing prompts.

Sometime he doesn’t… sometimes he… he doesn’t always wander. No he doesn’t… he doesn’t always. He like to wander, wander around, finding stuff… wandering. It was wandering that made america great, people.

Is there anywhere to search for web 1.0 apps? The new info would probably be dead, but you could at least have wines through the early 2000’s in it.

There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle… when the gold loses its luster… when the throne room becomes a prison… and all that is left is a father’s love for his child.

I thought it was “you can never stand in the same badger twice.”