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  • Because Canada is more of a suburb of the United States than you’d like to admit. While Canada claims more square footage, the US has the better slice of the continent. The US is the richest nation on earth, home to 340 million people to Canada’s 40 million, most of whom live within 100 miles of our border. To all those American businesses you listed, Canada is a sidequest. We might as well also sell shit to you while we’re at it. We do the same to most of the rest of the world, compared to them you’re small potatoes but you’re a closer drive. Hell, more than half of you live south of Seattle.


  • On a human, we have shoulders, upper back, middle back, lower back and ass. On a cow, these are called Chuck, Rib, Top Loin, Loin and Round.

    Both critters have muscles that run parallel to the spine. Ribeyes come from the rib primal, and are more tender and have a richer more buttery flavor. Go assward past the top loin primal where T-bones come from and you arrive at the Loin primal where we get among other things sirloin steaks, which compared to ribeyes are chewier but bring a more meaty, beefy flavor.


  • Early mods didn’t have the luxury of engine hooks and data separation designed for the purpose of third-party modding.

    Yes they did. id Software, Valve and 3D Realms included their SDKs on the disk. All the way back in the 90’s they gave players the same tools they used to build the game. Any game that descends from Doom, all the way into the Source engine, store their assets in .wad files. We were replacing imps with Simpsons characters and titty chicks back when Clinton was president.

    Now, the distinction between a game and a mod, I don’t buy the standard to be it’s own game as “started from scratch.”

    Valve licensed the Quake engine from id Software. They changed it so much that the GoldSrc engine is considered it’s own thing; anything from skeletal animations to weapon reloading. They hired a novelist to write the story, they generated a ton of their own textures, models, sound effects and music.

    Compare that to the original Counter Strike which was a pack of maps and some logic layered over Half-Life’s deathmatch mode.

    Standalone product? Buy and run with no other dependencies? Game.

    Officially released product from the same developer and/or publisher and/or rights holder that requires owning the original to function? Expansion pack.

    Officially released product from the same publisher/developer/rights holder that does not require owning the original to function? Sequel.

    Unofficially released product often a fan work that requires a copy of the original game to function? Mod.

    I didn’t have to buy Quake to run my copy of Half-Life GOTY edition back in 1999. Though it came with a copy of TFC, which I think is technically an expansion pack as it required Half-Life to function but was officially released as a showcase of those modding tools I talked about in the beginning.














  • It wasn’t a TV show, it was a commercial. For acrylic nails.

    So I was like 5, this would have been in 1991 or so, there was a commercial on daytime television among the blue star ointment and dirt devil vacuums for some brand of acrylic nails that were easy to put on and take off, and they contrasted this against the “other brand” that showed a woman peeling it off and it had this stringy yellow goo underneath. I didn’t understand what fake nails were, so I thought it was just a woman casually tearing her fingernail off.

    To this day I compulsively trim my nails very short, I cannot stand the thought of bending my fingernails back.