Jeremiah the innocent frog!!
Love it. Particularly in the age we’re living in with so many callous, uncaring “creatures” (people) making lives miserable, his greeting and simple query on one’s state is heartening, IMO. If you don’t have a strong desire to remove, why not keep him for a while more?


Timothy by The Buoys comes to mind.
https://youtu.be/AXn0uIF60iU