I came to say this. And not flippantly. Each one of these takes a dive into the documentation to resolve. Sometimes they are related and you can solve some issues with one change, but each one is a challenge to be solved.

OP, focus on Security first, Errors second, and warnings third. Often the warnings are not a huge deal to having an operational nextcloud, but might impact performance or excessive logging for example.

I absolutely ate the onion here. I just kept nodding… “yep…sounds right… poor director having to deal with this… yep… jeez… WOW”.

in all seriousness, what sort of machine can lay that down? That’s perfect looking - I expect tracks or something!

He’s trying to normalize this by actively repeating the crazy. Not to mention that Canada itself is comprised of multiple provinces that are mostly larger than many US States, so this would be more than 51st state (sorry this bothers me a bit even with all the crazy).