propter_hog [any, any]

Watching Star Trek as a child and learning what a light year is and how big just our galaxy is, not to mention the rest of the universe, this is what did it for me. Nine years old and realizing the earth couldn’t be 6000 years old and so the Bible was a lie.

God damnit, I was hoping this was a bit.

Don’t. Dump everything in an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) that tracks the S&P 500. The one with the lowest fees is the Vanguard SPY asset. Unless you dedicate a lifetime to understanding the market, you’ll never turn a profit greater than what this ETF will give you. Beating the market is almost impossible without insider trading.

Edit: missed that you’re in Italy. Find a similar asset in your country. There are similar ones on all major exchanges. You just want to make sure it’s tracking the most successful companies. That’s the gist of what the S&P 500 does. When a company starts performing worse than one outside this range, that new company takes its place. So the list always tracks the top 500. These are global brands, so there is almost certainly a similar asset in your country that tracks most—if not all—of these companies.

I don’t think it’s just lemmygrad. There’s something fucky with posting pictures.

Cymbals and trumpets are always really telling about the quality of a recording.

Probably The Very Best of João Gilberto, or something like that. Something old enough to have used analog equipment and have actual stereo from separate mics instead of just panning on the mixing board.

That’s a fantastic name

Iraqi dinar

I’ve used the time for a midnight bike ride or some gaming or reading a book

• Use x-ray vision to microwave a hot pocket

• Fly to work to avoid traffic

• Use super strength to pull lawnmower start cord since its always such a pain to start

It’s for people who are sadists toward batteries

Weed eater

Fight Club

Damnit, you’re right

He probably has one

The Alzheimer’s took the consent circuit

Edd

Shake would be ok, but he’d laser eye the Russians and that would be bad since it would lead to ww3. Meatwad is the best answer.

That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.

That’s who we have now