propter_hog [any, any]

Cymbals and trumpets are always really telling about the quality of a recording.

Probably The Very Best of João Gilberto, or something like that. Something old enough to have used analog equipment and have actual stereo from separate mics instead of just panning on the mixing board.

That’s a fantastic name

Iraqi dinar

I’ve used the time for a midnight bike ride or some gaming or reading a book

• Use x-ray vision to microwave a hot pocket

• Fly to work to avoid traffic

• Use super strength to pull lawnmower start cord since its always such a pain to start

It’s for people who are sadists toward batteries

Weed eater

Fight Club

Damnit, you’re right

He probably has one

The Alzheimer’s took the consent circuit

Edd

Shake would be ok, but he’d laser eye the Russians and that would be bad since it would lead to ww3. Meatwad is the best answer.

That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.

That’s who we have now

I do, but my partner does a lot and when they do they do so humorously. I’ve thought about starting a Tumblr just to record our conversations.

Mood

I don’t know for sure, but GIMP may be able to convert an image to emoji/utf-x.

There’s a couple options on the Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fediverse

Edit: not sure if the page exists in Catalan or not, though. Força Barça.