

The Onion used to have much more subtle buffoons and villains to satirise. It’s definitely much harder for them now, I was eating the onion on this one also. Spider senses tingled when I read this line though - far too clean of a segue for Trump, and the disjoint is an after-thought, which made it read false.
“I don’t think it would kill the committee to give me the prize, not that these boats couldn’t easily kill them, easily.”


I don’t like Obama but the Nobel Prize Committee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here.
Give Michelle Obama the peace prize.
Edit: lol ok a Venezuelan working to remove an illegally-elected president is a great second choice and should chafe Mango Mussolini badly.