SuperDuper

Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

Flavortown, OH

Netmaxxing

Some lessons I learned from Trump’s first term that so many people apparently did not:

• He’s not gonna learn his lesson
• Republicans are not going to swoop in and save us from what other Republicans are doing
• His supporters are fine with what he’s doing, and if they aren’t they’ll be fine with it after conservative media tells them to be fine with it
• He will not face consequences for what he’s doing

I would love to be proven wrong, but keeping these things in mind helps me to avoid unnecessary disappointment.