This is not the onion, but still a satire website. Onion satire is a bit more subtle IMO.

We don’t know how it ends and those 250 people might never get out.

People are trivializing it because “trump is stupid” but the damage is real.

In article it was that he blew his cover by

, but this one is also good.

It is much easier to destroy than build something. I’m sure putin is also telling him what to do.

For example he recently suspended military aid to Ukraine which will result in deleting of anti missile defense. Well, but also in January Russia changed strategy when attacking civilians making them require more missiles. Looks like putin knew this would happen 2 months earlier.

trump was quite ambiguous about Ukraine until Gabbard was confirmed, I think the change was even the same day. Gabbard now has access to all our intelligence.

Don’t take this as defense of trump, but it is crystal clear that he doesn’t give a shit about US. He clearly is trying to destroy it. It no longer looks like incompetence like in first term, but like a pure malice, he isn’t even trying to hide it anymore.

So far it looks like those tariffs are used to making killing on the stock market. Trump announce them, stock falls, he and his friends purchases them at the low and then postpones tariffs. And repeat.

At the same time they are making money trump is still ruining alliances like putin wanted.

That shows clearly that these tariffs are there to distract (yes it they hurt Americans, Canadians and Mexicans, but he doesn’t care) to make media stop talking about Ukraine.

Kind of reminds me of a MAGA “fan” saying that he liked RATM before political Tom’s opinions came out. Or something like that.

Tom Morello’s response was:

Scott!! What music of mine were you a fan of that DIDN’T contain “political BS”? I need to know so I can delete it from the catalog.

They are clueless.