Tiefling IRL

Recruit the 1/3 of Americans who hate his guts. They’ll help you for free.

Not just the doctors, but the women and the children too

Conservatives are the biggest submissives on the planet

Tip: get frozen veggies mixes, it’ll make your life easier

Dutch Pea Soup

• A fuck ton of split peas (soak overnight)
• Broth
• Smoked sausage
• Bacon
• Veggies
• Season to taste

Day Chili

• Can of beans
• Can of chickpeas
• Can of tomatoes
• Veggies (I like squash, corn, parsnips)
• I guess you can add meat if you really want
• Season to taste (use a shit ton of chili powder and cumin)

Really you can make just about any soup with a base of broth or tomatoes, veggies, and whatever else you want to toss in. Most of the flavor is gonna be in the seasoning. The slow cooker will draw out the water in the veggies so you need less broth than you may think.

The path to fascism is lined with people telling others to stop overreacting

While true, I think people would easily drive a few counties to sabotage an invasion force, which blurs the map. I would consider the state level about even

Blue states won’t stand for it either, the US will have to deal with the double threat of saboteurs and defectors

I really really hope he does, for the sake of Canada. The polling looks slightly optimistic but anything can happen in 24 hours

So about 700 cars per lot per day, minimum. Nice.

It’s so obviously a scam. To even entertain the thought, each of the four lots would have to empty a stock of over 2000 cars in 3 days. Can any lot even hold that many cars?

If Alberta decides to collaborate with a hostile invader, I would hope that the blue states would flip the script on them

Star Wars

Any of them (except maybe the sequels)

I’m guessing Trump knows he’s cancer and is trying to tank Carney’s campaign by pretending they’re besties (while exchanging secret love letters with Small PP of course)

Work transfer. Contracts are signed, lawyers are lawyering, I’m just waiting and planning the logistics.

I’m in the same exact boat. US citizen, making my way out because it’s way too dangerous. I can read the writing on the wall.

As a reminder, poll numbers fluctuated wildly in the US last year before the election, and many of them had Kamala leading by a wide margin. She had all the main celebs endorsing her. Virtually no reputable person was promoting Trump

Vote.

I have to stop reading his name as Tim Horton

I propose a trade. Alberta for the Western and Northeastern states.

Conservatives would rather abandon democracy than conservatism

“Boots not suits”

- The biggest suit in Canada

At that point you may as well join in on the fun so you don’t stand out as a loser