I have nothing to brag about.

Your manager is an uptight prick.

What kind of job is this? Why are you concerned about people calling in sick or who goes smoking or that you might be bullied? I’ve never thought about any of these things or have ever been impacted by them.

I’m sorry, who is discriminating against asexual people?

Well that sucks.

What’s the reason for no disc? Is this another one of those ‘you buy it but you don’t really own it’ things?

I’ve never heard this. Jealous of what?