I started with handmedowns donated to my by someone from mastodon that was getting rid of junk computers. All tiny think stations.

I love Nothmexico!

Fuck banks. If you’re ditching Visa, let’s talk about creating like an open source bank or something similar… The world central open bank. Anyone from anywhere can deposit any valuable into it etc etc including bitcoins. Then maybe no charge if you use the world card!!!

Has Been doing that for hundreds of years. But that’s a problem for prehistoric people. Modern tech can fix all that…Lemmy see…the boring compan…ah shit. Nevermind!

Possibly yeah. One day.

Above all…what’s the point? No one in their right mind wants to live there except for Canadians! Its fucking cold! Its amazing anything happens there at all. Regardless, it’s their country and Trump is one full blown grade A dumbass. I like Canadians!

Tell them you’ll bring the music but instead play books at them during quiet times…lord of the rings anyone?

It’s really hard bringing slaves to Canada. So they’ll keep them in Africa.

They love their coke fotos.

Right, buy the US can just Gaza all of my mexicano to Paraguay. And then the orange turd can build a huge paradize for white people. It will be an indoor thing, we all know white people can’t be outside too long or they cook. Kinda of like us brown people up in the north, we need tanning lights to get vitamin D or we go flat and puff away.

Maybe if we do the rain dance. Like George Carling said… Does it rain during practice?

So 56 then?

Yeah… OK Mexico is the USA now…you got 24 hrs to leave! Sounds really familiar.

What about Mexico? Could Mexico become the 52nd state? Lol.

Here’s what chat GPT has been trained to say:

100%…hmmm. Yeah 200%!

I’m vegan but the kids are not and the wife is not either. The things I cannot help are things I can only throw humor at. As an example, when trump is done with the white house, what foot will the Democratic party shoot when they win next? Lol…not lol, we’re screwed!

Look at all those eggs! I bet their price is acceptable right now! I had to mortgage the backyard to buy some eggs here.