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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 个月前

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges

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Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 个月前
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LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday that the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been stripped of his royal computer privileges. “Due to serious lapses in judgment by Mr. Mountbatten Windsor, His Majesty King Charles III has today initiated a formal process […]
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    Make the fucker get a real job.

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      Hasn’t he suffered enough?

      I mean, they already forced him to change his letterhead and signature. What more do you people want.

      He has to live the rest of his life in a mansion with only 50 rooms and have all of his expenses covered by his relatives. I bet he hardly gets to rape any children now also.

      • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Sandringham as well over 100 rooms

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          I’ll pray for him

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Isn’t it the UK taxpayers who pay for his expenses.

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      You mean, like us peasants? You are so cruel

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      Don’t forget the other fucker that still lives in the 1300s

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Is commuting to Little Saint John not a real job?

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