ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agoFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down10
arrow-up1370arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Coughthehardtimes.netZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·4 months agoIt highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoThe headlines aren’t false, just early.
minus-squareEx Nummis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoYup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months ago…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.
It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.
The headlines aren’t false, just early.
Yup, default reaction nowadays is always “aww, really?” before the relief kicks in.
…Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn’t penned by The Onion.