What would the Department of Education change it's name to if it renamed itself like the Department of Defense did?

fort_burp@feddit.nl · 8 days ago

HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Department of Indoctrination

Or The Trump Youth

Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

~~Ministry~~ Department of Truth

NONE@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Ministry Of Indoctrination

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

The Department of Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 8 days ago

Ministry of Truth

TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 days ago

Department of Redirecting Tax Dollars into Trump-Ally-Owned Charter Schools

Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Department of Juvenile Propaganda

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Depertment of reedin’ and writin’gud

DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf · 8 days ago

It would be more likely to get dismantled.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 8 days ago

department of cognitive decline? I mean war is kinda the opposite of defense sooo.

mub@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Department of indoctrination

Or just

Reeducation camps

DoomProphet@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 days ago

Departement for Christianity in schools - because that’s all they (pretend to) care about regarding education.

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 days ago

The Department of illiteracy

DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 7 days ago

Department of childcare

onlooker@lemmy.ml · 8 days ago

House For Sale