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minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down13·2 days agoRomances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoFor me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoPack mule romance. Love it.
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOne of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoLol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoand horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!
Romances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
Guilty as charged
For me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
Pack mule romance. Love it.
One of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
Are you my girlfriend?
Lol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”
and horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!