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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago
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    That made me curious enough to look it up.

    It’s not true; only 33 out of 45 presidents have owned dogs. However, Trump is the first since William McKinley not to own one, and is one of only two (the other being James K. Polk) to not own a pet at all.

    https://potus.com/presidential-facts/types-of-pets/

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