MONTRÉAL — Former environment minister Catherine McKenna says the leaders of Canada’s oil industry are figures close to American President Donald Trump who are “taking us for fools” and putting both the economy and environment at risk. Canada’s official greenhouse gas inventory was published last week. It showed that in 2024, oil and gas production […]
Maybe she blasted them with oil? Or in the ass? /s
But yeah, I agree.
The headline specifically said she blasted their heads. Didn’t say what with, though. I’m imagining a firehose.
I am sick of getting blasted in the ass by these big oil companies in their top hats and rotten ass ploughing hearts, I say it’s time to lube up, and do a little ploughing of our own!
Not gay sex, [redacted] oil executives, something something mario brothers multiplayer.