They hate us cause they anus.
I thought they were scrotus though?
My new Mad Max-inspired character: SCROTUS ANUS!
Well yah.
(Thanks to u/bashibazouk & u/egerlach)
…
Anna Paquin – Born in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Alessia Cara – Born in Mississauga, Ontario.
Alanis Morissette – Born in Ottawa, Ontario.
Alex Trebek - Born in Sudbury, Ontario RIP
Avril Lavigne – Born in Belleville, Ontario.
Catherine O’Hara - Born in Toronto, Ontario RIP
Celine Dion – Born in Charlemagne, Quebec
Cobie Smulders – Born in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Dan Akyroyd - Born in Ottawa, Ontario
Donald Sutherland – Born in Saint John, New Brunswick
Drake – Born in Toronto, Ontario
Elliot Page – Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Eugene Levy - Born in Hamilton, Ontario
Gordon Lightfoot - Born in Orillia, Ontario RIP
Howie Mandel - Born in Toronto, Ontario
Ivan Reitman - Raised in Toronto, Ontario RIP
James Cameron – Born in Kapuskasing, Ontario.
Jim Carrey – Born in Newmarket, Ontario
John Candy - Born in Newmarket, Ontario RIP
Justin Bieber – Born in London, Ontario
Leslie Neilsen - Born in Regina, Saskatchewan RIP
Keanu Reeves – Raised in Toronto, Ontario
Lorne Micheals - Born in Toronto, Ontario
Matthew Perry – Raised in Ottawa, Ontario
Martin Short - Born in Hamilton, Ontario
Michael Bublé – Born in Burnaby, British Columbia
Michael J. Fox – Born in Edmonton, Alberta.
Mike Myers – Born in Scarborough, Ontario
Neil Young - Born in Ontario, raised in Manitoba
Pamela Anderson - Born in Ladysmith, British Columbia
Rachel McAdams – Born in London, Ontario
Rick Moranis - Born in Toronto, Ontario
Ryan Reynolds – Born in Vancouver, British Columbia
Ryan Gosling – Born in London, Ontario
The Weeknd – Born in Toronto, Ontario
Seth Rogen – Born in Vancouver, British Columbia
Shania Twain – Born in Windsor, Ontario.
Shawn Mendes – Born in Pickering, Ontario
William Shatner - Born in Montreal, Quebec
…
AI estimated the people on this list generated at minimum 125 Billion USD in revenue.
Looks like I balanced that trade surplus for the old Pedophile and Chief.
As a Canadian, I didn’t know half of them were Canadians! We really need to be more outwardly patriotic
Jim Carrey – Born in Newmarket, Ontario
John Candy - Born in Newmarket, Ontario RIP
What the hell is in the water of Newmarket, Ontario to make people so funny?
Dunno but those are 2 very different styles of funny so whatever it is we should probably not mess with it lol
I mean, I know you’re not going for a complete list but might I add some of the classics (Canada has always punched above its weight):
- Dan Akyroyd - Ottawa, ON
- John Candy - Newmarket, ON, RIP
- Alex Trebek - Sudbury, ON, RIP
- Catherine O’Hara - Toronto, ON, RIP
- Rick Moranis - Toronto, ON
- Eugene Levy - Hamilton, ON
- Ivan Reitman - Raised in Toronto, ON, RIP
- Martin Short - Hamilton, ON
- Gordon Lightfoot - Orillia, ON, RIP
- Lorne Micheals - Toronto, ON
- Pamela Anderson - Ladysmith, BC
- Leslie Neilsen - Regina, SK, RIP
- Howie Mandel - Toronto, ON
I didn’t know Pamela Anderson was Canadian. Good to know I was a horny and patriotic teen.
Fuckit now I am.
How could you forget William Shatner (Montreal, Quebec) days before the 60th anniversary of Star Trek? For shame…
Added
:)
look its not just canada. I nut for universal healthcare whenever I hear about it.
Not a good title for the content but the article is a good read.
I got to the end and finally realized the author is Carol Off. I fucking love Carol Off




