Torontonians are excited by the possibility of moving to the EU, even if it is unlikely anytime soon.

  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    It’s like having an ex that’s your neighbour and your ex is constantly threatening to take your house from you.

    Also your ex has a bunch of nuclear weapons and powerful military.

    Hmmm… maybe it’s not at all like the dating scene?

    • OldCrow@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      But, your neighbour is a lunatic. And all the neighbours in the neighbourhood are distancing themselves from their house. And everyone is gathering at BBQs wondering why the lunatic’s family isn’t doing SOMETHING about him! I mean, he’s really fucking up the whole neighbourhood! He’s actually started this HUGE dispute with another house on the other block. It’s not actually going anywhere, but it affecting our neighbourhood too! It’s actually affecting neighbourhoods all over the city! I think the whole fucking city is getting really tired of that lunatic’s behaviour…