LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
Yep.
It’s trump in a greasy gilded golf cart carried like a ghetto palanquin ported by poor people. Then the horsemen:
Chasing after them are some truly stupid people throwing flowers and pledging eternal support.