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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago
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LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
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    14 days ago

    Assuming they hold equal but separated power? Might be something worth checking into IMO.

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      Isn’t Death kinda the head honcho?

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        Without war, pestilence or hunger death is much less threatening though

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        No, and I don’t think Death should really be named “Death.”

        They all end up with death.

        You either die to things that normally kill you (old age, falling off a cliff, etc), die of hunger, die of disease, or die in war.

        So his name should really be “Mortality”.

        Edit: or “Morty” for short?

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          You son of a bitch, I’m in

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